Don't you disrespect me little man!. Don't you derogate or deride! You're in my world now, Not your world And I've got friends on the other side! He's got friends on the other side...
That's just an echo, gentlemen. Just a little somethin' we have here in Louisiana, a little parlor trick. Don't worry....
Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please
I can read your future I can change it 'round some, too I'll look deep into your heart and soul (you do have a soul, don't you, Lawrence?) Make your wildest dreams come true!
I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side. He's got friends on the other side...
The cards, the cards, the cards will tell The past, the present, and the future as well The cards, the cards, just take three Take a little trip into your future with me!
Now you, young man, are from across the sea You come from two long lines of royalty (I'm a royal myself on my mother's side) Your lifestyle's high But your funds are low You need to marry a little honey whose daddy got dough
(Mommy and daddy cut you off, huh playboy? Yeah, sad but true. Now y'all gotta get hitched, but hitchin' ties you down. You just wanna be free. Hop from place to place. But freedom... takes green!)
It's the green, it's the green, it's the green you need And when I looked into your future It's the green that I see!
On you little man, I don't want to waste much time You been pushed around all your life You been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother. And if you was married... You'd be pushed around by your wife
But in your future, the you I see It's exactly the man you always wanted to be! Shake my hand. Come on, boys Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand? Are you ready? Are you ready? Are you ready? Transformation central! Transformation central! Reformation central! Reformation central! Transmogrification central! Can you feel it? You're changin', You're changin' You're changin', all right! I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't Don't blame me You can blame my friends on the other side! You got what you wanted! But you lost what you had! Hush...
