How bad can I be? 

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How bad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny

How bad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How bad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature)

That almost every creature knows

Called survival of the (survival of the)

And check it this is how it goes

The animal that eats has got to scratch and fight

And claw and bite and punch

And the animal that doesn't well the animal that doesn't

Winds up someone else's l-l-lunch (lunch lunch lunch lunch lunch)

I'm just sayin'

How bad can I be? 

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How bad can I be?

I'm just following my destiny

How bad can I be?

I'm just doing what comes naturally

How bad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

There's a principle in buisness (principle in buisness)

That everybody knows is sound

It says the people with the money (people with the money)

Make this ever loving world go 'round

So I'm biggering my company

I'm biggering my factory

I'm biggering my corporate sign

Everybody out there can take care of yours

And me? I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine (shake that bottom line)

Let me hear you say smogedy smoke (smogedy smoke)

Schlopadee Scholp (Schlopadee Schlop)

Complain all you want it's never ever ever ever gonna stop

Come on now how bad can it possibly be?

How bad can I be? 

I'm just building the economy

How bad can I be?

Just look at me petting this puppy

How bad can I be?

A portion of proceeds goes to charity

How bad can I be?

How bad can I possibly be?

Let's see

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

All the customers are buying

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

And the money is multiplying

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

And the PR people are lying

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

And the lawyers are denying

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

Who cares if a few trees are dying?

How ba-a-a-ad can I be?

This is all so gratifying

How bad

How bad can this possibly be