"A girl worth fighting for (redux)"
Music by Matthew Wilder
Lyrics by David Zippel
Additional Lyrics by Alexa Junge
Arranged by Jeanine Tesori and Scott Erickson
Vocals Harvey Fierstein (Yao), Jerry Tondo (Chien-Po), Gedde Watanabe (Ling), Randy Crenshaw
[Ling:]
Well I don't need her to be all smug and snooty
[Yao:]
I got a plaque right here that says I kicked hun booty
[Chien-Po:]
We have everything we dreamed we find when we came back from war
[All:]
Yeah! Everything but... a girl worth fighting for
[Yao:]
Hey suck in your gut!
[All:]
There's a girl worth fighting for
[Ling:]
And I think she wants us to come over.
My girl will laugh at all my jokes
But tell it to me straight
[Yao:]
She'll rub my head when I get sick
[Chien-Po:]
And let me pick off of her plate
If ling can find a girl who likes his chopstick nose trick
[Yao:]
Ooh he really better just propose quick
[Ling:]
Well I have to say based on today I'm cranky
[Chien-Po:]
I'll just spend my life with you two
[Yao:]
Pass the hanky
[Ling:]
And there's no one there to steal my chair
[Yao:]
And twirl around the floor
[All:]
Wish I had a girl worth fighting for
[Ling:]
I would be true
[All:]
To a girl worth fighting
[Chien-Po:]
I'd make fondue
[All:]
For a girl worth fighting
[Yao:]
I even kiss you
[All:]
For a girl worth fighting... for