Every single princess on the planet
Prayed to be invited to the ball
Every Portia, Guinevere and Janet
Would come by coach or boat to be here
Most would swim the moat to be here

Far longer than forever
I'll hold you in my heart
It's almost like you're here with me
Although we're far apart

Gosh, it's such a hoot to see them quaking
When I'm king they'll treat me with respect
And I can't wait to see their poor hearts breaking
So much for politically correct

I knew that we belonged together
Long before I knew your name
And the only thing I longed for
Was a sign to prove you felt the same

You are my world, my darling
What a wonderful world I see
You are the song I'm singing
You're my beautiful Melody

Taming the tides, swarming the seas
Beware barracudas, drop to your knees
Defending our friends and anemones
- As big as a whale
- Hey!
- With a much smaller tail

I’d like to be, hah, under the sea
In an octopus’ garden in the shade
Oh now, he’d let us in, he knows where we've been
In his octopus’ garden in the shade

Okay, get a grip, get a hang of this flipper
It's like slipping two feet into one big huge slipper
This way is left, which way is right
Oh, now I'll be circling in circles all night

See, we live in this great big world, so caught up in the confusion
All of this can make some sense for me and you
Now, maybe we can find a way, there’s got to be a solution
How to make a brighter day, what can we do?